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2007 POWER-MAD
Detroit Edison announces it will release 500,000 gallons of slightly radioactive, "but safe," water into Lake Erie. "It's nothing to be concerned about," said a power plant spokesman out of one of his three misshapen mouths.
2008 Barack Obama Has volunteered to fight frontline in the Iraqi war.
